Item #: SCP-3604
Level 2/3604
Object Class: Euclid
Classified
A screenshot of SCP-3604's Soundcloud page.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3604 is to be contained within a standard marine life tank in Site-16's Marine Biology Wing. The Wi-Fi chip within SCP-3604 is to be disabled at all times. Following Incident-3604-1, Foundation Webcrawlers are to monitor private messages of Soundcloud rap musicians with fewer than 100 followers. Access to the entity is restricted to personnel with Level-2 clearance or higher.
Description: SCP-3604 is a sapient Procambarus digueti with an ESP8266 Wi-Fi chip located on the interior dorsal side of its shell, near the heart. SCP-3604 possesses the ability to communicate via the Internet using instant messaging programs, online forums, private messaging services, etc. However, it appears to mainly upload recordings of an unidentified male voice (hereby referred to as SCP-3604-1) rapping onto the music publishing website, Soundcloud. Twelve Soundcloud accounts have been confirmed to be associated with SCP-3604, though it primarily uploads recordings under the account 'craydaddy.'
Discovery: SCP-3604 was discovered on 14/7/2012 in The Broads National Park in Norfolk County, England when several wildlife researchers noticed a crawfish showing symptoms of Aphanomyces astaci infestation. Upon bringing SCP-3604 to an on-location veterinarian, one of the wildlife researchers noticed that nine emails had been sent to her phone, from an anonymous sender.
After receiving the emails, both researchers contacted local authorities who were able to track the IP of the emails back to SCP-3604. Nearby Foundation implants were notified of SCP-3604 and were able to recover it without incident. After recovering SCP-3604 one final email was sent to the researcher, though it was shortly intercepted. All civilians involved were administered Class B amnestics. (See Log of Recovered Emails)
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Message-3604-1
Yo I seriously got to thank you, you are truly my biggest hero.
Message-3604-2
Seriously if you want to collab any time at all I will drop everything I'm doing to help. Like I really don't know how else to thank you.
Message-3604-3
Can you tell my family I'll miss them. They live about a mile upstream, from where you got me. Mom always gets worried about me. She doesn't need to, I know I'll go big one of these days.
Message-3604-4
I really can't say thank you enough. I hope you'll live a great a life.
Message-3604-5
I'm sorry for sending another but I was just wondering if you would like to get coffee sometime after this. I know this is a bit soon but you seem like a chill type of girl.
Message-3604-6
Don't feel obligated to, it's just a small suggestion. You're a great person, I would love to talk some more.
Message-3604-7
Your shoe's untied be careful. I don't want you to trip.
Message-3604-8
Hey can you like hold me up a bit higher… I've only ever gotten to see a bird's eye view once… it was pretty.
Message-3604-9
Though all of this works too. I mean I guess this still is a bird's eye view. You know I think this is some of the most fun I've had in a long time. Thank you.
Message-3604-10
I guess I'll see you later. Tell me if you ever want to collab. And if you don't, don't worry I won't forget you on my path to stardom. I'm sorry if I ever did anything wrong in these messages.
Addendum-3604-A
On 6/12/2018 Foundation Webcrawlers noted that a Soundcloud account, 'round$huckles', began to upload several raps involving SCP-3604-1 and various aquatic themes. Upon investigation, several chat logs with SCP-3604 were recovered. (See Incident Report-3604-A)
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Foreword: The following chat logs were recovered from SCP-3604's internal Wi-Fi chip. SCP-3604's messages below are in blue.
12:04 am 5/20/2018
Hey sorry for the message
But I just want to say youre a great artist
and your songs are really underrated
oh thanks
and youre…
Just call me Craydaddy
wait…like really
dude I love your stuff also. its kinda crazy that you like my shit.
We all like different things anyways your rap isnt shit dont call it that. i really think you did great
Oh shit then we should like collab sometime
that sounds great ill be looking forward to it.
10:06 am 5/30/2018
yo i was thinking about an album all to do with the little fish in the river bed.
like they all run when people come, and they dance when theyre away
😂😂😂😂
how high are you?
High?
like how tall I am
idk four to five centimeters
Man I really didn't think you were a stoner
?
Just ignore it, well gtg dude
got class in five min
see you then dude, gl with the classes
12:08 6/5/2018
got any ideas so far for the collab?
tbh i got none
wait
acually I lied I have one
hit me
I've always wanted to write about a brids eyeview
like what the most powerful things see
It's beautiful iirc
that sounds dope…
really?
yeah let's work on it
wait i have a draft if you want to look over it
Birdseye.pdf
that's fuckin' powerful right there. i'll try to see if I can add anything to it
Thanks, it's an honor to work with you
ill send this over when I'm done
7:05 am 6/12/2018
Birdseyerevised.pdf
It's nice. I like the bits you've added
👌
thanks man, you have some 🔥🔥 flow though you can have some weird stuff sometimes lmao
Ah yeah, get that a lot.
been trying to fix it
sorry if it wasn't that good
no no it was good, and hey it adds charm when should we meet up to record?
I really cant meet up Im kinda stuck where I am
😔
Im sorry
stop saying that it isnt your fault
listen I'll record my parts send it to you as a wav and then you can add in yours
does that work
Ok that works
4:08 pm 6/20/2018
oh hey I've finally finished damn that took longer than expected
Oh nice can you send me the file I should have it edited and ready to go by tommorrow morning
man you have tons of time
yeah lol, it's kinda awful there's not a lot to do tbh
hey at least we get to talk
yeah its always nice
Aight gtg im heading off for breakfast soon, here's that file birdseye.wav
thx and see ya
12:03 am 6/22/2018
Birdseye2.wav
wdyt
oh damn I love it. We putting it up today? 👀
Yep! you excited?
Oh hell yeah
3:00 pm 6/23/2018
Man it's doing great
it's been an honor working with you man
Same to you
Anyways there's only so much I can do within this tank
I feel you. Society sucks they slap people in little spaces and then expect us to be okay.
Yeah that's the truth
Well I'm off I hope to see you soon.
See ya
12:05 am 7/13/2018
Hey yo you still up?
huh?
ohdamn it's been forever since we've spoken
but hey whatever, whats up?
Okay
Okay, so I have an idea for the newest song and i was thinkin about collabing with you again
sure let's hear it
So like it talks about like crawfish and their struggles agaist storks
So it like talks about how some of them are like taken away
Then this one is like the one who escaped the storks grasp and he like talks about it
You get me
yeah i get you
the sybolism is an interesting way to put it but, I guess that's always how u always rolled
Symbolism?
wdym?
like how the rick are after the poor and like they prey on them
*rich
I mean I was just thinking that crawdads struggle and people ignore it a lot
you mean you want to rap about just crayfish
and like no symbolism or anything?
yeah?
i mean…😂😂😂
i feel like there should be more to it lol
It holds a special place in my heart
and it means a lot to me
crawfish?
that
and
the hardships they face
crayfish are just animals tho bruh
i mean
i hate to offened you but…
They aren't just animals!
they have families who care for them. they dream.
Animals arent that smart dog
im not a dog
and yea theyre smart, i been around animals
just cause you've been around them doesn't mean they're not supid.
Oh really then
yep.
Okay then what about me
Am I a stupid animal
No
your a person.
Nope
Oh then wtf are you a crawdad
Yes
I am acually
an I care deeply for the problems with in the crawfish community
lol that's fuckin great
Wait, what?
just you being a goddamn crawfish
alright let's get serious here
im serious thou
im a crawfish
dude this is getting stupid
it isn't joke
okay then mr. crawfish how are you typing
I don't type
all of this sorta comes from my heart
dude we both know this is bs
so let's just get back to writing
i am a crayfish though
dude
stop
im going to block you if you say this again
Im not joking
I am a crayfish
it's not funny
Its true!
Can't you beleive me!
alright, i had enough
peace out, wacko ✌
byeeeee
Well then fuck you
You're an awful person and the worst goddamn lyricistist I have ever had the misforutune of meeting
And you're just a talentless hack tailcoating off of my goddamn success
wait
you
you really think that
don't you?
wait no fuck
Im sorry I really am
please don't go hear me out man please
dude?
6:45 am 7/13/2018
Listen just respond
fuck off10:00 pm 7/13/2018
Please dude
1:00 pm 7/25/2018
please
12:00 pm 7/26/2018
I'm sorry
Closing Statements: Following Incident-3604-A, the Soundcloud account, round$huckles, had removed all references to SCP-3604-1 and all notable aquatic themes have been taken out of their recordings. SCP-3604 is currently lethargic and unresponsive to stimuli. A request to provide SCP-3604 a companion is, at the time of writing, pending approval.